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Vday Special: My nonsensical insights.
Wow, today was HOT MAN!! not because love is in the air..but because of global warming. Ah wait...i needa answer nature's call...opps wrong number!~ guess my bladder had a secret storage warehouse. Now then, while everyone is out..either with friends or with boy/girl/gay friends, i am here at home..resting, rotting and relieving my boredom with my msn buddies whom also got rejected by their valentines. Ouch that hit the spot. Now then did you know that Valentines day was only a recent event? Meaning its not like chrismas which has been around for the past 2009 years...2008 if you don't count the year jesus was crucified. Wow chrismas is old, and santa claus musta been born the year jesus died. Ok back to the point, Valentines day...along with mother's/father's/dog's/ex-girlfriends day(potentially commercial) were started by.......(drum roll).....BUSINESSMEN!! yes that right..the florist..the cards manufacturer..the chocolates companies..all came up with a buncha days and events a year to give reason for consumers to spend, now not that its anything bad, but to those who take Valentines day very seriously(im referring to someone ahem), its just another saturday! tweaked by 90 ranking-pointed business people whom are tops in marketing strategies. get it?
okok fine..thats my consolation for not having a date LOL. Well it not meeeee..i booked people late..!! okok fine..nobody booked me..okok fine..everyone i attempted to book sounded more un-interested than busy.. HOHO~..we've got many long noses today. Besides, i don't feel comfortable going out with a normal female friend alone when everywhere in singapore on the 14th of feburary is the rooftop of Esplanade. if you don't get it, good for you! Half my circle of friends have exams, 1quater are working, and 1 quater HATE ME lol. jkin. boohoo i miss my boyfriend swee swee, xiao pig you theif!
The other day i went out with sec sch friends, love it. Why? cause we're all the same, single, woot. With half of JC friends attached and the other half emoing at home(you know who you are), its no wonder im losing friends. Quote from a classmate :" as happy as we are for them, kinda feels like we're losing friends one by one." Initially when they were the minority it seems bad cause they miss out on social life but now that the trend is reversed. oh crap!, the inferior goods of the 1990 delivery has shone itself, noooo i duwann stand in front!!! Heres a strange phenomenon: When 10 of us, sec sch friends, were sitting in a round table and chatting, someone asked you all attached nt? one by one they said no, and when i said no, some of them were shocked, huh! darren i tot u have. After some explanation i understood that i got the "aura" whether its good or bad depends on your perception but i take it as bad. 50% of my mind is constantly reminding me of the social problem in singapore, which isn't a problem for those of my kind.
As much well wishes i give to my fellow male counterparts with their worlds tied to a female, i would also like to enlighten you. After surveying several females my age, and older. I get it, i got it.....im never gna forget it.~ lala~ Here the situation, i was chatting with my colleague from SAJC the other day, and she ask me, hey why some guys just don't want to find gf after alevels?(cause shes the pretty bgr kind) i was like, oh man, these are the smart guys man...don't mess with them, they have...FORE-SIGHT. After some discussion she finally realised why, i told her, lets say we're tgt, and when you go to uni, im going to NS. You'll meet guys, OLDER, SMARTER, MORE MATURE, FITTER, NICER, WISER, RICHER, BETTER IN EVERY WAY than some botak guy doing push-ups in pulau tekong. Now the catch is...ur not married...so technically...its time to upgrade. Upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista. Now XP is gna really be Xtra Poignant but do you care? Vista is cheaper and better. Woot, and has hair.~
Well i do know for sure..there will be those..who stay...and brave thr the years of separation and despair LOL, such as swee lol, maybe. Anyway, i get the feeling that someones gna flame me very soon but before anyone says it, im gna DEFEND MYSELF!!! I stand by my first paragraph and i can't wait to go NS. Thats good enough. woot. Ah choo, sniff sniff* im still sick, im still having the same darn flu and flegm since prom night, even after seeing western doctor and chinese doctor TWICE. Thats one hell of a flu. Speaking of which, one of my friends has a female maltese, and suggested pairing her up with my male maltese Toto(not the toliet brand) up for a date. I thought it was a good idea until i saw my dog humping the chair...hmm....i don't tink my friend's dog can fight off my dog who probably is gna rape someone. Horny toto. We're thinking of castrating him, such that he will be TAI JIAN dog. But duwan so cruel la.
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Not to be anti climax but a friend in australia told me that the fire storm moved at 100km/h and that you cannot out-run it by car...so he was driving a sports car on the free way and saw other slower cars getting burnt and exploded by the flames..scary..just thinkg about it, if that happened in singapore we'd be gone in less than half an hour cause singapore only is 42km long and the fire spreads at 100km/h.
Im starting relief teaching next monday!! woot! that means that i'll be teaching chemistry in Balestier Hill Sec Sch for 1 month. I hope none of my students find my blog or else they gna treat me like their friend lol. That also means that i'll be quitting my current job and my colleague EXPECTS a goodbye gift. Thankfully i don't have to crack my head over what to give.
"you're weird", " i can't talk to you about certain topics", " errrr ok". As much as these sound normal, they hurt me like crap. Personally im someone who can adapt and interact very well, i can talk to almost everyone about anything, i will adapt and change to their frequency. But for X i can't. Im always weird and i always try my vvery very best to be normal and adapt to X but X still finds me weird. When i ask why X just says that X can't explain, its just weird. Ive never had this problem with anyone before, and on normal circumstances id just ignore that person. But X is different, i wanna talk with X and not just be some other guy, some other person to X. Perhaps i should try harder?or take it easier? neither way works, as much as X says to take things easy, i did...for while. X was right when X said"you got so lousy not.." yes got...got so lousy..just slow to realise. At least...until my prediction comes true, never stop your bed time stories.
Today's events in summary:
-wake up late
-breakfast late
-msn
-Treated mom to lunch
-get parcel
-dog
-piano
-dinner
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Lame comment of the day: Valentine's Day is also referred to as "Singles Awareness Day."
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