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Sunday, January 11, 2009
Wo bu gan gao shu ni
Parents are the strangest creatures on earth. Putting aside all the nagging and unnecessary ranting, i will address two issues. "Practice what you preach" and "Contradicting yourself".
Case 1(mom): "Aiya..ah boy ar....you still so small...want to go out and do this this this...where can...stay home! i duwan u so small den go learn bad things." 5 minutes later...."Aiya..ah boy ar...you so big liao..this kind of thing also cannot do urself...where can...i want you to fast fast grow up and learn to do things urself." Ah boy's reaction---> O.o"....:"aiya mommy ah, i big or small can make up ur mind anot...v confusing leh...one moment big one moment small...puberty where got so fast one.." Maybe i should stay as medium...
Case 2(dad): "Don't eat so many fried stuff and oil stuff and spicy stuff and fatty stuff etc etc...", when parents eat:" aiya...once in awhile la"---> next meal again "aiya once in awhile la----> next meal again"aiya once in awhile la, but you don't eat ar...bad for you, mommy and daddy always do things that are good for you" Ah boy's reaction---> O.o" ...."once in awhile?once in a meal you mean..." Well the story comes from my dad cause hes not supposed to eat caffene, oil, spice, egg, meat etc etc...but he still does and bluffs himself. LOL
Yesterday was spring cleaning day, had to wake up at 7am to 9am cause on that day from 7-9 is the most auspicious time to DA SAO CHU before Chinese new year. Started with my room, and den mop,wipe,sweep,clean,scrub,and lick the rest of the house while my sis sits in one corner trying to find a camera cover=.=and doesn't really help besides her own room. well the funniest part is my sis use a mop to wipe the top of the cupboard in her room. WHO DOES THAT MAN? just imagine...the cupboard is really high...and you need to wipe the top of it...normally youd take a chair or ladder(which is leaning on the wall already) and wipe it with a good morning cloth isn't it?(for those who dont do house work at all its okay if you don't understand...NOOBS) But no, she didn't, she took the long and heavy mop, tip toed and plop it onto the top and urgh...URGH...wipe it from the other end with much difficulty...i stand at the door with my hand on my hips and my face totally =.="...."mei ar...what are you doing?"...Well i had a miss myself, i was in charge of mopping the house...and u know..to mop 6500 square feet of wood(not sure if thats the area) and tiles is no easy feat..so before i started..i cleared major furniture and stray things on the floor so that i have a large empty space to mop. I dipped the new mop(DA SAO CHU always mus use new mop) into the bucket with dettol soap and squeezed the excess water out, placed in on the floor and my sub conciousness kicked in..i said heh heh to myself and i before i knew it i was mopping the floor like no one ever mopped before, its hard to describe but i didn't realise i was actually LAN NA ZA-ing the mop and doing TAO LU on the floor until my mom told me(wushu stuff). SO fun!
Okay next was painting, the walls on the house had some cracks so we had to cover them up with white paint, and the white paint we used...was old....and really old... okay so i started painting and when i was halfway done, my dad came to do a quick check and this is what he said :" WOAH!!! you got ** natural ability, you hold the paint brush like *******, one day you may ***** be number one.." (for those who don't get it, its the radio advertisement abt the boy playing tennis on tv) okay so i put my back into it and honestly i did a good job, not until i realised my dog was licking the paint off, i didn't realise cause the paint was white, and my dog is white...and yea.. AH DONE. Then came the worse part, the paint, Nippon paint....cannot be used anymore, although it looked white when it was stirred, it was actually YELLOW PAINT@!!@!?!??@?!?@? I was like @#$%^&*(!!! why is the wall yellow?!?!? TOTO can't possibly pee so much. okay looks like we gotta redo it another day....
Got an email from the PSC Scholarship board and so did afew of my friends and classmates, saying that we were nominated for PSC Scholarship and have to do a buncha waste time, waste effort things. Like registering on their website, indicating your mom's and dad's and dog's and whole kampong's name age adress telephone number blood type how many ex-girlfriend how many hair drop this kinda details. Damm dumb, so i did...and when it came to the part, : Please write a 2000 word essay on why you deserve to be awarded the scholarship and another 1000 word essay on ur past experiences on duno what. I was like WHAT? is this WR? When i wanted to give up, i just went to Schbuzz and copy paste my SGC essay. Don't care. Thats not the most screwed up part abt PSC. Here is, In the letter that i received from them, it was v decorated, v nice, v formal, v cool, it says :" Based on your excellent school prelim results and cca records that we have received, you have been nominated for PSC scholarship, please register online and mail to us ur prelim results and cca records." HAR???
Ive got two friends with Initials as LL, too bad their names aren't Lee or Lim or Li or Lay or Lol. Cause den it'll be LLL and it stands for Lame Lame Lamer. Btw does anyone like those wall papers i post at the end of every post? or am i the only anime fanatic around. hahahahaha.
Hey guys, are you using Internet explorer? Did you hear about the recent security breach in microsoft that they have been trying to cover up for months? If you are using IE, and occasionally get this not responding thing, it means ur computer is being hacked, so stop using IE and use mozilla firefox, it rox, i mean it fox! i mean it FIREFOX!! If your still not convinced, let me illustrate a story to you. I have a friend, who is 18, who is shorter than short, who is thinner than thin, who is anoeroxier than anoeroxic, but is nicer than nice. Who has a slower than WC computer, (it runs on pentium 4 btw, don't tink so much), she uses Internet explorer, and when i went to her house, she clicks IE and we wait and stare at the frozen desktop screen. 30 seconds later i ask her, errrrr....did you click? she said...i hope not...Well thats besides the point, the point is use mozilla, cause the inventor was Godzilla, heheheheh...
Lame comment of the day: Microsoft runs on charcoal.


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Sunday, January 11, 2009
Wo bu gan gao shu ni
Parents are the strangest creatures on earth. Putting aside all the nagging and unnecessary ranting, i will address two issues. "Practice what you preach" and "Contradicting yourself".
Case 1(mom): "Aiya..ah boy ar....you still so small...want to go out and do this this this...where can...stay home! i duwan u so small den go learn bad things." 5 minutes later...."Aiya..ah boy ar...you so big liao..this kind of thing also cannot do urself...where can...i want you to fast fast grow up and learn to do things urself." Ah boy's reaction---> O.o"....:"aiya mommy ah, i big or small can make up ur mind anot...v confusing leh...one moment big one moment small...puberty where got so fast one.." Maybe i should stay as medium...
Case 2(dad): "Don't eat so many fried stuff and oil stuff and spicy stuff and fatty stuff etc etc...", when parents eat:" aiya...once in awhile la"---> next meal again "aiya once in awhile la----> next meal again"aiya once in awhile la, but you don't eat ar...bad for you, mommy and daddy always do things that are good for you" Ah boy's reaction---> O.o" ...."once in awhile?once in a meal you mean..." Well the story comes from my dad cause hes not supposed to eat caffene, oil, spice, egg, meat etc etc...but he still does and bluffs himself. LOL
Yesterday was spring cleaning day, had to wake up at 7am to 9am cause on that day from 7-9 is the most auspicious time to DA SAO CHU before Chinese new year. Started with my room, and den mop,wipe,sweep,clean,scrub,and lick the rest of the house while my sis sits in one corner trying to find a camera cover=.=and doesn't really help besides her own room. well the funniest part is my sis use a mop to wipe the top of the cupboard in her room. WHO DOES THAT MAN? just imagine...the cupboard is really high...and you need to wipe the top of it...normally youd take a chair or ladder(which is leaning on the wall already) and wipe it with a good morning cloth isn't it?(for those who dont do house work at all its okay if you don't understand...NOOBS) But no, she didn't, she took the long and heavy mop, tip toed and plop it onto the top and urgh...URGH...wipe it from the other end with much difficulty...i stand at the door with my hand on my hips and my face totally =.="...."mei ar...what are you doing?"...Well i had a miss myself, i was in charge of mopping the house...and u know..to mop 6500 square feet of wood(not sure if thats the area) and tiles is no easy feat..so before i started..i cleared major furniture and stray things on the floor so that i have a large empty space to mop. I dipped the new mop(DA SAO CHU always mus use new mop) into the bucket with dettol soap and squeezed the excess water out, placed in on the floor and my sub conciousness kicked in..i said heh heh to myself and i before i knew it i was mopping the floor like no one ever mopped before, its hard to describe but i didn't realise i was actually LAN NA ZA-ing the mop and doing TAO LU on the floor until my mom told me(wushu stuff). SO fun!
Okay next was painting, the walls on the house had some cracks so we had to cover them up with white paint, and the white paint we used...was old....and really old... okay so i started painting and when i was halfway done, my dad came to do a quick check and this is what he said :" WOAH!!! you got ** natural ability, you hold the paint brush like *******, one day you may ***** be number one.." (for those who don't get it, its the radio advertisement abt the boy playing tennis on tv) okay so i put my back into it and honestly i did a good job, not until i realised my dog was licking the paint off, i didn't realise cause the paint was white, and my dog is white...and yea.. AH DONE. Then came the worse part, the paint, Nippon paint....cannot be used anymore, although it looked white when it was stirred, it was actually YELLOW PAINT@!!@!?!??@?!?@? I was like @#$%^&*(!!! why is the wall yellow?!?!? TOTO can't possibly pee so much. okay looks like we gotta redo it another day....
Got an email from the PSC Scholarship board and so did afew of my friends and classmates, saying that we were nominated for PSC Scholarship and have to do a buncha waste time, waste effort things. Like registering on their website, indicating your mom's and dad's and dog's and whole kampong's name age adress telephone number blood type how many ex-girlfriend how many hair drop this kinda details. Damm dumb, so i did...and when it came to the part, : Please write a 2000 word essay on why you deserve to be awarded the scholarship and another 1000 word essay on ur past experiences on duno what. I was like WHAT? is this WR? When i wanted to give up, i just went to Schbuzz and copy paste my SGC essay. Don't care. Thats not the most screwed up part abt PSC. Here is, In the letter that i received from them, it was v decorated, v nice, v formal, v cool, it says :" Based on your excellent school prelim results and cca records that we have received, you have been nominated for PSC scholarship, please register online and mail to us ur prelim results and cca records." HAR???
Ive got two friends with Initials as LL, too bad their names aren't Lee or Lim or Li or Lay or Lol. Cause den it'll be LLL and it stands for Lame Lame Lamer. Btw does anyone like those wall papers i post at the end of every post? or am i the only anime fanatic around. hahahahaha.
Hey guys, are you using Internet explorer? Did you hear about the recent security breach in microsoft that they have been trying to cover up for months? If you are using IE, and occasionally get this not responding thing, it means ur computer is being hacked, so stop using IE and use mozilla firefox, it rox, i mean it fox! i mean it FIREFOX!! If your still not convinced, let me illustrate a story to you. I have a friend, who is 18, who is shorter than short, who is thinner than thin, who is anoeroxier than anoeroxic, but is nicer than nice. Who has a slower than WC computer, (it runs on pentium 4 btw, don't tink so much), she uses Internet explorer, and when i went to her house, she clicks IE and we wait and stare at the frozen desktop screen. 30 seconds later i ask her, errrrr....did you click? she said...i hope not...Well thats besides the point, the point is use mozilla, cause the inventor was Godzilla, heheheheh...
Lame comment of the day: Microsoft runs on charcoal.


missy speaks
9:57 PM