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Comical observations in a day. Part TWO!!
Oh this time i wasn't driven back from gym, i had to take bus 57 from Toa payoh stadium to novena. Although walking to the bus stop was pretty far away, it wasn't the problem. The problem was that it was right beside the road, and each breath you take, you taste the tenderness of tar and the aroma of carbon monoxide, ur life is shortened. Bus 57 takes 57 minutes to reach, its ridiculous, i wait 1.43 minutes for 143 bus but i have to wait 57 minutes for bus 57. hate it. but at least i saw something weird and entertaining, at least for a brief moment. While sitting alone in the bus stop cross legged listening to mp3, i saw a topless man jogging towards my direction on the footpath. I thought to myself :" wah sey man, got ppl so daring take off shirt and run in this kind of polluted environment, must be those alot muscle one want show off." i stared...and he still looked pretty far away...awhile passed....and hes STILL far away. Is he running on a threadmill in the middle of the footpath or what? when he finally comes closer, AH i see...he goes topless not to show off his muscle, but to show off his 6pack combine into 1 pack(tuan jie yi li). FAT! and SLOW! okok u see, the bus stop is 3 seats long, and he takes like 30 secs to jog across. i know i shouldn't be making fun of people cause some people are fat not by choice, but i bet whether people are topless are not are definitely by choice right?LOL
Ok thats not the end of it, because i had 30 seconds to observe him, i got to see that there were earphones in his ears, the wires were black/blue...lead down to his hand...and in his hand, wasn't a ipod, wasn't a mp3, wasn't even a discman....it was a tape recorder.......i quickly check my watch...WHEW ITS 2009 i tot maybe 1999 or smth LOL. Ancient man.
Speaking of topless and muscle showing off, there was a geunine muscle showing off in the men's locker room of the gym before i left. This large built man, was topless, bottomless, and middleless, or rather naked(which is not normal if you walk around like that in the gym). He was talking to someone while putting his hands on his waist, talking abt muscles. i took a quick scan of him, well....i gotta admit, they're disgusting huge and below, something else is huge too..
Sitting at the bus stop, i was in view of toa payoh swimming complex, looking at the pool randomly reminds me of the Hot spring or hot bath in japan. According to the law, mixed baths(men and women in the same hot spring, and of course naked) are no longer allowed. However there ARE some places which allow them and i remember our your guide telling us this story. When he was younger, like 20+ , he and his friends were really excited about going to mixed baths, cause obviously can see some stuff on the physical bodies of female homosepeins of simliar age. Before i continue, i must state the myth:"Guys always zhuan dao to see girl's bodies in mixed baths". Myth stated. Ok so he and his friends went and they stepped in, heart throbbing, but to their dismay, it was empty....so oh well they just relaxed inside and waited. Then they started to hear footsteps...heart rate increased.....sweat fell...."mei nu lai le!!" then came in three 70-80 year old women...0.0 so the myth is reversed, wonders who zhuan dao.
Work started, i love the kids man, but they're all rich man's son and daughters, morning see all the big big shiny cars drive in, the infrastructure and facilities in the school are fantastic....but you pay 1000 for 2 months in school fees. Nanyang pri sch takes the national pledge in chinese!! once i was alittle late and i got caught in the national anthem singing and u know...the teachers dere are quite particular abt all staff singing and pledge out loud, or else later the kids say"HEY!! THIS KOR KOR NEVER SING!!!" the singing wasn't the problem, it was the pledge, it was in CHINESE~!!!!!!!!! at first i tot school song start liao...den i see why all the kids sing sch song with fists on their chests lol...so after i malued myself, i started work. Work ended early that day, so i went with colleague to tpy to eat at like 10,30 lol. We saw popular bookstore employees standing outside the retail outlet, its strange but when we end work other ppl haven start work yet hahaha. My job rocks, job scope:play with kids.
Some kids are naughty, some are guai, some are fast, some are slow(wc), some are nice some are shy, but theres one ultimate one that i got a total shock from. I was helping this demure,cute,small,smart girl(her pic is below hehe..) fix her robot when she started saying "wah kao wei, kanasai ar! this f****** C*** B** thing always lidat one...ta ma de la" i know its hard to imagine but its the truth(i exaggerate abit LOL) den i stunned, i stop, i stare at her and said :"hey you should not scold bad words" den she say:"im sorry Mr Tan, but those are not bad words, my mommy always say that at home" my eyes--->o.o----> 0.0---> O.O----> =.= ----> ._. mus be rich tai tai that only play majong at home.
You know, one of the biggest things i don't understand is how chinese doctors know what ur sickness is? I went to beijing tong ren tang branch at alexandra hospital yesterday and the female professor da mai me(take my pulse) and says that my lung problems are still there. and say" you have been having alot of flegm the past few weeks right, and you feel occasional discomfort right?" she knew all this just by measuring my pulse! and the western doctor just takes x-ray and do all the funny test and tell me"theres nothing wrong with ur lungs, they healthy and developed, the pain should be just natural" (yea right, natural sharp pain and severe discomfort) so now im on medication dong. Same for my dad, she say my dad's kidney had problems which caused back aches, but the western doctor just gave pain killers=.= oh and the doctor in beijing that met me first said this"ur lungs have problems, which lead to ur nose having problems which give u skin problems(acne) and this will also make u fall in love easily" at first i was like WTH?!? fall in love? well he said hes seen thousands of people like me whether i believe him or not its up to me. hahaha.
I was chatting with a friend just now, she works as a telemarketer in a lawfirm, she needs to call 2000 lawyers a day, which is typically burning ur ears 8 hours a day. so i said hey so long nvr chat want me call you? she said pay me 7 an hour if ur calling...
gotta go, cya!
Lame comment of the day: Issit possible to suck a mosquitoe's blood?
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